What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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