- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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