- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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