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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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