Knock knock Get off my porch homo

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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