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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What do you call an arab ?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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