- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

All of these jokes are about white people

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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