I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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