What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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