- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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