Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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the economy.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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