- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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