Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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