- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

womens rights.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

One, two, three, four and five

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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