I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

A terrorist robs a walrus.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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