Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How old are you? 7

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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