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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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