Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

richard is fag

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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