What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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