- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

who else is on here?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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