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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Barack Obama is a good president.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.