- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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