A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Knock knock.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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