- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

My cat just died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Pain Olympics.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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