What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

The adventures of Helen Keller:

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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