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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

The chickens have become self-aware!

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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