What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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