Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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The child was fired from his job.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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