- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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