- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

123 f*ck off

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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