- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Indians

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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