what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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