- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

how do you call someone? use a phone

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A gay man watches football.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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