- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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