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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Death by kayak

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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