- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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