What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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womens rights

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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