- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Yellow People !!

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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