- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A seal walks into a club.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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