- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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