- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Boner

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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