richard is fag

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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time to spruce up!

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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