- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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