A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Take part of what?

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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