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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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