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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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