When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Jimmy Saville

My parents died!

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Diarrhea

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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