- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A miserable man committed suicide.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man penetrates another man.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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