If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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