- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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