- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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