- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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