Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Happy Monday!

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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