- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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