- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

White men's rights

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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