- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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