- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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