- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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