Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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The government

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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what?

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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this website is a bad joke

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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