- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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