- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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