Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Gay rights.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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