- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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