- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I'm homeless.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

My spelling is horrible

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

knock knock i have diarrhea

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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