- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

the economy.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

i like it in the mouth

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

woman's rights

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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