Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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