A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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