- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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