Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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