- Anti Joke

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!