- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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