- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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