- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Men's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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