- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

knock knock... ...no answer

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

whats white jizz

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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