- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

i dont fisish anythi

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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