You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

a dyslexic man walked his god.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

thumb_up thumb_down +8

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops