- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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