Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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