why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Charlie Sheen

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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