Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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