- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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