- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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