what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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YOLO

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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