Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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you will like this because i am black.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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