What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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