- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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