What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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