- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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