- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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