- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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