- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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