Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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womens rights

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Bitch

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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