- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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