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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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