- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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