Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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