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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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