- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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