- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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