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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

kennah campion when she talks

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

the economy.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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