Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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