- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Your mums a potato

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Jebron Lames.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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