- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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