There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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no rasist joks

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ur gey

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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