- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You are joking right?

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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