Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Indians

Knock, knock. Come in.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Guess What??? Ur Murr

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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