there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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