Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Tilt your screen back .

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Sarah Palin.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

David Cameron

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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