How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

whats a joke

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Golf.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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