Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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