your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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