What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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mikey is cute

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Justin Beiber

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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