"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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