- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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