Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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