- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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