Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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