- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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