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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

. . I am a whale

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Suck pussy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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