- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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