- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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