- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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