- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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