- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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