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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

this website is a bad joke

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Matt is a Duster!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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