What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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