How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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