How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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