- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A Duck walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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