- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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