yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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