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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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