- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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