- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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