rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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