There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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. . I am a whale

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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