- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Men's rights

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

. . I am a whale

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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