Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

time to spruce up!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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