- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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