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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

There's my tractor.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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