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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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