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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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