Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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