Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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