- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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