- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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