- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Internet Explorer

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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