- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

13 =B you just learned something

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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