- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

irish man drinking john smiths

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's funnier than 24? 25

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