- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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