A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Anti Joke

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