- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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