- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

an american walks out of a strip club.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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