Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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