What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

how much fish could a chicken

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

i have two hands.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Gus's mom

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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