What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Indians

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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