Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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good looking women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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