- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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