Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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WNBA

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Women's rights.

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this website is a bad joke

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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White men's rights

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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