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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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