Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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