Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

I'm Coming

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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