- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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