Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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