If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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