- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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