what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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