whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

kennah campion when she talks

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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