A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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