Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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