- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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