why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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I'm Coming

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

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