- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A black man walks out of a police station

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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