- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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