Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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