Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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