whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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