Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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