Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

this website is a bad joke

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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