- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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