KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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