My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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