- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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