- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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