Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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