- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Your Mom The End.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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