- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

I have a really funny joke.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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