A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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