What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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