- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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