A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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