Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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