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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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