What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Women's rights.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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sadf

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Anti Joke

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