- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Chuck Norris.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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