why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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