two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Anti Joke

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