- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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