Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

salad days!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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