- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

whats 1 + 1? 2

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Knock knock. Its open.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Firgen and the blung brigade

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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