- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A man penetrates another man.

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