Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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