- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

someone called someone else a frog

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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