Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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