why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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A guy walks into a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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