- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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