- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's 9+10 Ebola

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

This is an anti- joke

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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