- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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