- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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