- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

womens rights

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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