A Chinese man fails a math test

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why? Why not?

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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