why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

your face

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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