Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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haha black people :D

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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