roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

No it doesnt..

I have an idea! You leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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