- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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