- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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