Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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