Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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