why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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An anti-joke

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Turkey Balls

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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