why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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